Get the Angel Reese special at McDonald's now.

Let's break it down.

My favorite barbecue sauce, American cheese, crispy bacon, pickles, onions, and a sesame

seed bun, of course.

And don't forget the fries in a drink.

Sound good?

I'm participating restaurants for limited time.

For me, the scariest part was having to talk to people while they're ripping fat blunts all day.

Between me and Mondo, I thought you'd be used to that by now.

I'm used to it.

That doesn't mean it's my ideal state.

Okay, fair, fair.

Thank you for tuning to horror virgin on Paige.

And I'm your horror virgin Todd,

which means I don't like scary movies,

but you guys make me watch them.

And this week,

I literally mean you guys

because you made us watch

Blank twice.

Page, I'm assuming

this is your first time with the movie.

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