363 - Vampire in Brooklyn

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🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

"I got dick'ed down so bad that I moved."

This weeks scariest movie was... Vampire in Brooklyn. This movie has everything: a toothy prince looking for his queen, an ancient supernatural bachelor patiently waiting for his best friend's kid to grow up so he can shoot his immortal shot, and a Scream connections you'll never see coming. Will Todd survive this bizarre Coming to America meets Dracula fever dream? Will Paige convince us that this movie is secretly amazing? And most importantly, how does one get dick down so bad they have to relocate? Tune in and find out!

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0:00.0	This episode brought to you by the following patrons.
0:02.5	Leaf Girl, Min, Jason, Sex Calibur Bones-A-Lot, Madeline, Elisa, Vixen, Holly, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes.
0:09.7	Ali, Logan, Libby, Aaron, Kristen, Tia, and Jonathan.
0:14.3	And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community.
0:19.4	And if you want to hang out with us, do so in New York.
0:21.9	Well, we will be vammed out in Brooklyn.
0:24.8	Or the Facebook group where we'll be hanging out daily.
0:27.7	Daily.
0:28.8	Page, how dare you make me watch my now favorite West Craven movie this early on a Sunday morning?
0:41.0	I know what your craving.
0:45.4	And that is a strangely
0:47.7	hacked 90s Eddie Murphy horror movie?
0:52.6	What else could you possibly want?
0:55.7	Ahoi motherfuckers on page.
0:58.5	Paige, I was literally about to do the same thing, son of a bitch.
1:02.1	And I'm your a hoid motherfucker, Todd.
1:06.6	Which means I don't like horror movies and you guys make me watch them.
1:09.9	You guys know the premise.
1:10.7	You've been here a while.
1:11.4	Let's do this.
1:12.2	Page, this week you made us watch Vampire in Brooklyn.
1:17.1	And I have to ask, is this the first time you've seen the movie all the way through?
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