#3632 You Can't Play Anything Anymore
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2022
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Things finally get good about 90 minutes into today's podcast when Andrew plays archival tape of Paul Simon explaining how he wrote "Bridge Over Troubled Water." Plus, Pat Sajak is surprisingly funny on Twitter, where he's also standing up for the contestants who embarrassed themselves on Wheel Of Fortune this week.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you know what you get when you hire a party down catering team? |
| 0:03.8 | At party down, we have a simple motto. |
| 0:05.6 | It's your party. You deserve to enjoy it. |
| 0:07.4 | But how are you going to enjoy the party if you're worried about whether the shrimp cocktails |
| 0:10.4 | been sitting out too long or is there enough ice or do the guests think the party is lame |
| 0:14.7 | or they're stealing stuff or they're going through the medicine cabinet because they're nosy |
| 0:17.9 | or because they think they might find something that'll give them a rock and buzz. |
| 0:20.9 | I used to do that last thing. Not anymore. |
| 0:24.8 | Fancy over. |
| 0:26.0 | Oh, wow, that, that, that is quite a motto. |
| 0:32.2 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:37.8 | This is stuff so funny by the way. |
| 0:39.9 | Do the comic come up with this? |
| 0:41.1 | Because some of this stuff, like I feel like I can see somebody doing it in there. |
| 0:44.0 | Act. |
| 0:44.7 | You go, ooh, and ah, when I jump in my car, people treat me like this hall of fame, |
| 0:50.3 | LA Lakers Center. |
| 0:51.5 | Oh, he's a hilarious dog. Who is Rick Moranis? |
| 0:54.3 | Are you all right? |
| 0:55.4 | No. No, I'm confused. |
| 0:58.2 | I want to be the bad boy at public radio like Elvis Mitchell. |
| 1:03.3 | This party is going to be off of the hook. |
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