Now, are all the traitors present? Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse. Yorkshire to New York. Poor climbers, you and me. A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4. Stream now. Sippers, I am on tour of my brand new stand-up show, shaintogcomcom. That's what the website is, not the name of the show. I've done the regional Ireland dates, I've done the Europe dates, but I still have some big Ireland shows. Belfast, Dublin and Cork, Belfast and Dublin are sold out Cork, has tickets left. And I'm going to America and Australia and Canada. ShaneTog Comedy.com. I am in America and Canada in May and I'm hitting Australia in October. Shane Tog Comedy.com. Welcome to this episode of The TeamsMe podcast, my guest, or Tim McGarry and Mickey Bartlett. Birthday boy. That's me.

Happy birthday boy. Thanks very much. Happy birthday. Was it yesterday and you look remarkably unhung? Have, didn't have a sip alcohol. Did you not? You're looking at a new man. Really? I got up in the morning and went boxing and then I went lifted weights and then I took my nephew bowling, rock and roll. Get the fuck you did. Hello.

Me and the South.

You fucking bit me a bull into him,

Rich.

But that's your first sober was that a conscious decision that was a sober birthday no no not at all just a new Mick just a new main one was it not the intervention you told yes we came in here for a podcast yesterday there was so so many cars in the car work I thought, fuck, dude.

I thought that thought was happening.

I was like, oh, shit.

Michael, you need to tell you, mate.

There's been a long time coming.

You getting to call him the caterpillar kick in rehab?

By the way, you're adopted.

Wrong intervention.

Do what happened to one time I was a kid? My man dad and my sister started.

So, Byrne my I was six, so my sister was about three.

And she found out that my mom and dad didn't plan to have me.

They were just like, if I have a kid, well, that's what she said.

She was like, you were a mistake. My sister, three years of age.

They were doing anal.

Yeah.

Take that out. Sorry, I can't do take that out. It doesn't make sense though for. But anyway. But the sister was like, you're a mistake. And then my mom, I went, oh, no, no, you're adopted. and then my dad went, no, we just found you.

And they all teamed up, and I just started crying.

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