#3627 - Thigh Crushing, Misery Salad, Gains In A Deficit & Red Cards For Retards
The Daily Swole
Swolenormous
4.7 • 627 Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Ever want to crush a man with your thighs? Well, then you've come to the right place! We have sad salads (for real), and we discuss all types of gains, bulking, cutting, the whole deal. Plus, I'm ejecting these commies...LFG
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, Beesha's welcome to episode 3627 of The Daily Swole. |
| 0:08.9 | Thank you for being here. |
| 0:10.4 | Make sure you share the show with your friends. |
| 0:12.5 | And, of course, check out somerswole.com for the summer swall specials. |
| 0:26.1 | They be live right now. And you might be saying the snow has barely melted. And you're talking about summer. Damn right. I am. Time to sun the nips. |
| 0:32.8 | And you don't want to sun the nips with some flabbit titties. So it's time to go to the fucking gym. Go to the fucking gym |
| 0:38.3 | with me and the Swole fam. Check us out, somerswole.com. |
| 0:47.1 | The following program is rated TV, M-A-N-O-C. It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin. |
| 0:56.2 | It is intended only for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised. |
| 1:00.0 | One more shot. We'll start killing hostages. Send someone to negotiate. |
| 1:07.0 | We're sending somebody in to negotiate! |
| 1:09.0 | Right there! We're sending somebody in to negotiate. |
| 1:17.6 | Go to the fucking gym. |
| 1:26.6 | Wohl, Normath. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the bacon is sizzling. |
| 1:33.0 | Welcome to the Daily Swole. |
| 1:39.5 | What's going on, Beesha's, booshes, bustus, hustlers, and yo-hos. It's your boy, Papa, Swoleo. |
| 1:44.4 | Back with another episode in today's episode of The BeastCast is brought to you as power |
| 1:48.9 | and sponsored by Everest and K2. Flexing on all you. |
| 1:53.8 | Fucking Beeshes. |
| 1:59.1 | All right. Make shaming great again. |
| 2:02.9 | That's some awesome merch. |
| 2:04.8 | Drop in the comments down below. |
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