362-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week, the mommies dive deep into the fetish of ball kicking, see what DJ Dad Mouth was up to in Des Moines, do another installment of Horrible or Hilarious, and much much more!

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0:00.0	I can't get up, dude.
0:05.8	This is why I do think you're a serocerot.
0:09.0	You're gonna murder me in my sleep.
0:11.6	You need to tell your therapist about this.
0:15.0	Reactions are funny in those situations.
0:16.6	You have problems.
0:18.0	Problems, problems.
0:19.6	Paralyzed from the waist down and you're dying of laughter.
0:22.8	That was funny.
0:23.8	It's not supposed to be funny.
0:35.8	I can't get up, dude.
0:38.8	Please bring this up in therapy.
0:42.8	Not normal.
0:46.8	I can't get up, dude.
0:52.8	Paralyzed from the waist down and you're dying of laughter.
0:57.8	Reactions are funny in those situations.
0:59.8	Dude, this is why I do think you're a serocerot.
1:03.8	You need to tell your therapist about this.
1:06.8	You have problems.
1:08.8	It's not supposed to be funny.
1:10.8	Look at the title of the thing.
1:11.8	It's not even funny.
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