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🗓️ 14 September 2016
⏱️ 89 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up, Jeans? |
0:24.0 | What's up, Jeans? |
0:33.0 | Why not, right? Sure. We'll do the dates and then we'll do the ads. Okay. There's no rules. There's |
0:38.7 | rules rules. Guys, come see me do stand up. I'm doing Seattle September 27th at the Tacomaña |
0:46.5 | Comedy Club in Tacomaña, Seattle. Washington. September 28th, a sharpland Oregon at Helium Comedy Club |
0:56.8 | and the October 4th, hyenas comedy club October 5th, Houston, Tejas, Pustin, Texas at |
1:04.1 | It's a secret, girl. Secret. We're going to keep this comedy club a secret. |
1:10.7 | October 23rd, Indian Apple Tits. You got it. Indiana at Mordys Comedy Club. And the |
1:19.8 | October 24th Cincinnati, Ohio, the famous Cincinnati Fordhap in there at Gobanan's Comedy Club. |
1:25.9 | December 9th and 10th DC in Broad, Washington, DC. Check out that's Deep Row. And that's it. |
1:34.4 | Tickets at ThousandRange.com. Thank you. That's what's up. This weekend, I'm in De Mois, Iowa. |
1:41.8 | It's a funny bone. That's Des Moines, Iowa. Only four shows come see me. I'll be there Friday |
1:51.2 | and Saturday. Next week, I go back to the Oddball tour. Many of you came out. |
1:57.8 | They used this past week. Thank you so much. There will be in Texas next week. So if you're in |
2:02.5 | Woodlands, Dallas, or Austin, we'll be there. The following week, we got Mountain View, Irvine, |
2:08.7 | and Fartnix. And then Oddball's over. I am going to do one night one show only at the Ontario |
2:15.4 | Improv. Here in Ontario, California, that's October 6th. I'm very excited to be back there. |
2:22.2 | I've been there in a while. Shartlett, North Carolina, is after that. Then Manfran Disco and |
2:27.6 | Jew Dork Titties, Carolines and Cobbs Comedy Clubs. And then I added Raleigh, North Carolina, |
2:36.4 | in November, as well as Louisville. Philharp Delphia has a third show added in November. |
2:43.3 | And then I rounded out with West Palm, West, Sweaty Balls Beach, Florida, at the Improv. |
2:51.2 | And I do New Years in Mom, Lando. So if you're in any of those cities. West Harry Palm. Yeah, that's |
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