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The Basement Yard

#362 - Take Me Out To The Ball Game

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard Frank how's it going bud good good good I'm not gonna dilly dally here

0:04.4

Okay, I'm gonna jump right into it because I asked you a question and I want to know this might sound insensitive

0:09.9

To someone I'm sure someone will get upset about the question I asked welcome back by the way hey welcome back

0:16.5

Would you if you went out one night a week for three months straight?

0:23.4

Do you think one night a week?

0:25.4

Okay, okay, well fucking three nights a week Joey is that what you want at least two okay at least two nights a week every week

0:33.1

Yeah for three months, okay, would you?

0:37.1

Get more let's let's let's put the baseline at phone numbers okay, okay phone numbers would you get more phone numbers?

0:44.8

as

0:45.8

Straight man going for a straight woman yeah or

0:49.7

Or a or a gaming or you going for gay man am I gay?

0:56.4

You're not gay that we know of yet

0:58.4

But wait, why would I be getting gay numbers if I'm not like do you think like if you were gay?

1:03.0

Yeah, do you think everything about you is the exact same? Yeah, you know, but you're gay right? Okay, yeah

1:11.5

Do you think you would be able to?

1:13.5

Attract more straight women as a heterosexual man or straight or gay men as a gay man I

1:20.9

think

1:23.5

So but like am I doing it as like a contest? No like you want well, I mean we're doing it as a contest

1:30.6

So like imagine like we're like God and we're watching you do this who's God we are man

1:37.0

You are our

1:39.0

God or a split God okay, yeah, and we're watching this happen. So you don't realize you just want to see what you can do

1:46.8

What you're what your glass ceiling is right? How would you do do you think you do well? I think

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