Well, so I'm tendon barred on there at Eklund and Sweden's last Tuesday and this little guy is drinking and he says,

So where can a guy find some action? I'm going crazy out there at the lake and I says what kind of action?

He says woman action. What do I look like and I says well? What do I look like?

I don't arrange that kind of thing and he says, but I'm going crazy out there at the lake and I says yeah,

But this ain't that kind of place. Uh-huh. He says oh, so I get it

So you think I'm some kind of jerk frasket only don't use the word jerk

I understand he calls me a jerk says last I thought he's a jerk is dead now

So I don't say nothing. He says what do you think about that?

And I says well that don't sound like too good a deal for him then

You got that right? Yeah, he says yeah that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age

And then he says geez I'm going crazy out there at the lake. Why fair like?

Yeah, well at Eklund and Sweden that's closer to moose lake so I made that assumption. Oh sure

Anyway, he's drinking at the bar so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but then Mrs. Morah she heard about the homicides down here

And thought I should call it in so I called it in

In the story

Guess what day it is guess what day it is

It's Friday

Who is this guy he's got like every meme ever produced on the internet

He can knock us out with his memes and I do I have tons of memes. I'll just keep meaming them to death until they just

Surrender because they just can't do anymore. They don't have the memes that I have

Well, with all due respect. I mean, I hate to admit this, but I mean I don't think I've been online and you know

But a couple days or weeks or whatever. So that's really an unimportant thing to me. I face your face

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