#3612 It Comes With The Teritony

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke may be trapped in a cabin in snowy Montana, and Andrew's working on something that's not funny enough to be stand-up material and not interesting enough to be a monolog. Plus the Washington Football Team announces a new name that is somehow less interesting than "The Washington Football Team."

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0:00.0	I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy
0:07.0	because she used to say, Harland Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts and the joke was
0:13.3	of course that we did it and I think that's what put it in my head at that point.
0:19.6	So I'd go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.
0:23.2	I was like, Peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was saying
0:33.8	her into it.
0:36.8	Going crazy.
0:37.8	T-B-T-L!
0:44.8	I would like to take this straw and stick it in your ear and extract everything you've
0:50.5	ever thought or felt or seen or even dreamed about your profession.
0:54.6	I gotta be honest with you sir, the kind of work I do, I don't think it's as interesting
1:01.5	as you think it is.
1:03.1	My podcast is on life support.
1:05.5	Hey I need new listeners.
1:09.1	That was a joke.
1:10.1	Humor is the tool of the interesting.
1:11.6	I was skeptical.
1:12.6	It seemed too good to be true.
1:14.6	I'm so glad I tried it.
1:18.6	All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:25.6	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:28.5	Welcome to the internet.
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