361. Fantasy Orphan with Jamie Hutchinson
Tea With Me
Shane Todd
4.8 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined by a man I haven't seen a long time. It's been a while. It's been a while. Been a hot minute. And you looked there. Can be honest, when I saw you... I'm frustrated in that scenario. You were really flustered. I picked you up from the airport. I don't like directions. You were really flustered. You gave you directions like a wizard. What do you mean? If your, if your back is to the sign, turn right, what the fuck does that mean, lad? I said, I'm not Christopher Columbus. I said, what's all these medieval talks? I said, if your back is to the entrance. I don't know my left and right, lad. |
| 0:38.4 | Go right. |
| 0:38.9 | I don't know. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, but that's hardly wizard speak. |
| 0:40.9 | If your back is to the sign, go right. |
| 0:42.6 | No, it is wizard, lad. |
| 0:43.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.8 | I don't really... |
| 0:47.4 | I'm not a massive believer in left and right. |
| 0:50.9 | Because I think it's in the eye of the beholder, like beauty. |
| 0:56.7 | Do you think it depends on, it's dependent on you being facing a certain way? |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, and I don't like that. |
| 1:02.7 | I don't like it can change like that. |
| 1:04.7 | Well, you're right, because left and right isn't, it can be my right or your right. |
| 1:09.2 | Yeah, I don't know what I mean? |
| 1:10.2 | I don't understand how you said it. |
| 1:13.2 | But do you not know your left from your right? |
| 1:15.3 | I know what I know that is left. |
| 1:17.3 | I know the L, yeah. |
| 1:19.4 | However. |
| 1:20.0 | So then the other one's right. |
| 1:21.4 | Yeah, but I don't understand. |
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