#3600 You Can Say Everything Anymore!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2022

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew have about 40 minutes worth of observations and questions about the "Comedy" section of Cameo. They also discuss the story of a couple vandals who ended up getting caught because they didn't tip a bartender.

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0:00.0	You swear that the testimony you are about to give this committee is the truth and nothing but the truth to help you God I do please take a seat
0:08.2	Senator Evis to your time Gregory Hirsch executive assistant to Tom Wombskands correct. Yes
0:17.1	Yes, if it is to be said I'm sorry
0:21.4	If it is to be said so it be so it is
0:26.1	Are you all right?
0:28.1	Yes, I'm merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion you can speak to us normally. Okay. No, thank you, sir
0:38.7	So I shall
0:45.1	Thank you say anything in a normal way the answer sadly is not yes
0:50.3	What I like to do is first lay down a kind of
0:53.1	Seek a paid ade that isn't so much about what it is altogether
0:57.9	It's more about the modulation and what it is once it starts. It's a little bit of a groove
1:03.2	You have no reflexes your blood tastes like root beer and some of your bones appear to have vanished
1:09.1	He's a hot tomato. I don't know what a hot tomato is
1:12.3	Whatever happened to that wonderful man who was in here last week wearing that funny-looking turtle neck
1:18.2	seeing that dumb song
1:20.4	wearing that
1:21.7	Smelling after shaved lotion
1:24.0	What ever happened to him?
1:26.0	It was too beautiful to live
1:31.1	All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of
1:35.9	TBTL show that just might be in actuality
1:40.4	Too beautiful to live we are
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