Hi everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ray Show podcast. I am Jen, G.

Our mom, joined as always by G.R. Dad.

Hi. How's it going?

G.R. Dad.

Excellent, excellent. I have lost the file with all the notes for the podcast.

I will find it eventually, but given the difficulty of getting us to

podcast we're just doing a no rules is our regular weekly podcast but there are no

rules this week pants coming off boss you do whatever you want with your pants. Oh my God. We don't have to do a

cocktail of the week. We don't need to do a German word of the week. We're going to

talk about the nightmare that was the transit from

southernmost squad headquarters to northernmost squad.

There were some close shaves and dramatic incidents.

All right, so.

They were the same thing.

The dramatic incidents were the close shaves.

All right, so I want to take some responsibility for the chaos because I don't make your response go

do the tiny tiny tidbit it it all would have happened anyway but we were

planning to drive last Thursday.

And I was like, there's this thing I want to go to on Friday.

I said this on Tuesday night.

I was like, you did. So it's Tuesday night. We're supposed to drive Thursday and I'm like,

yeah man, there's a thing I want to do on Friday. Let's just fucking go tomorrow. I'm just sitting around waiting go let's do it I'm getting

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