Okay, folks, welcome to the latest edition of Life on Planet Porky.

And once again, I'm delighted to have with me in the studio, Leslie Ann Jones.

Lesiane, thank you very much indeed for joining me.

I'm here. Thank you for having me.

I have to say, we've had a terrific response to the last couple of podcasts we've done. Thank you everybody out there for getting

in touch and letting us know. Leslie Ann Jones, of course, brings a certain, what's the word

I'm looking for to proceedings? Four words, maybe. Jeuniseiquois. Jeune Sequois, that's exactly

what I was thinking, yeah. And, you know, it's delightful to spend time, broadcasting time, in the company of women

who's not only got beauty, but got brains as well.

So welcome again to the top...

Instead, he got me, guys.

No, no, no, no, no, you see, see, self-deprecating.

That's a good quality, but no, you can't,

you can't fly in the face of the truth.

Leslie Ann Jones, of course, Fleet Street's greatest ever rock chick writer.

Now, talking about rock chick and writing and all that kind of stuff,

just got myself a new book.

Well, somebody sent it at me, and it was all about the 60s, Leslie Ann, okay?

Oh, yeah.

Now, you, of course, are far too young to remember the 60s as a teenager to get involved

in the 60s, but of course you were born around that time, weren't you?

Yeah, so I was born in the 60s, it had happened.

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