36: Snail Trail (Live At Littlefield!)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2013

⏱️ 62 minutes

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In this episode we discuss suspicious hair, suspicious lovers, and suspicious smells. Recorded in front of a live studio audience at Littlefield bar in Brooklyn, NY!
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0:00.0	If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, I'll tell you what I want to, if only I were you, sharp dot com.
0:16.0	Please welcome the host of If I Were You, Jake and Amir.
0:21.0	Toadah! Toadah and Bebe. Toadah Rababah!
0:33.0	This reminds me, we're going to do the entire show in Hebrews to get you to do it.
0:37.0	Zemakirlih Tadirashini, no, no, no, no, this, I was going to say this reminds me of my apartment.
0:42.0	Right, yeah, it's the same as the towel cave.
0:46.0	But instead of nothing, there's 200 people.
0:49.0	Right, wow, how exciting. Thank you guys. Thank you for coming out.
0:57.0	Did somebody come here from Boston?
0:59.0	Yeah!
1:00.0	Wow, just for this?
1:02.0	Holy shit! You fucked up!
1:05.0	I wouldn't even go to Boston for this.
1:08.0	I had to send Jake and I don't know a special guest host or something.
1:12.0	Did you know we're going to Boston?
1:14.0	I did, but this was before in the outfit.
1:17.0	Sorry, bro.
1:19.0	Baller. Baller move.
1:22.0	How was the drive?
1:24.0	It was pretty good, but I know it's 2.5 hours.
1:27.0	That is too fast.
1:28.0	That's illegal.
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