35: Merkin (with Allison Williams)
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2013
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Love, if you had one question, or one inquiry, to seize every cheese you ever wanted, |
| 0:14.0 | in one comment, would you hashtag dope it, or left swipe it on Tinder? |
| 0:21.0 | Yo, you better email if I were you, show a team, |
| 0:25.0 | or don't worry, they won't touch a new show, |
| 0:28.0 | and an empty scotch is safe, so make a question, |
| 0:31.0 | no, let's shake in the mirror, |
| 0:34.0 | and if I were you, the show... |
| 0:41.0 | Self-conscious. |
| 0:43.0 | What happened? |
| 0:45.0 | That was good! |
| 0:49.0 | She had a perfect game going. |
| 0:51.0 | No, he didn't. |
| 0:53.0 | He had M&M at a perfect game going, |
| 0:55.0 | he played some of his perfect game, |
| 0:57.0 | then went out and took a shit on the mound. |
| 0:59.0 | It was perfect, right up until he started rapping. |
| 1:01.0 | Is that how the song goes? |
| 1:03.0 | You know, I feel a little bit bad, |
| 1:05.0 | making fun of him, but it seems like he gave up too. |
| 1:07.0 | By the end, he's like, yeah! |
| 1:09.0 | He had a stroke during it. |
| 1:11.0 | I can't believe he recorded it. |
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