#3596 Don't Bring A Scalpel To A Sledgehammer Fight
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2022
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Luke is calling Day 3 of his at-home isolation "Home Alone 3", a designation that Andrew has some issues with. They also discuss Steve Inskeep's NPR interview with Donald Trump, and they pay tribute to Cambodia's "Hero Rat" who recently passed away.
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| 0:00.0 | I will come to you house. I will go to your fresh theater fridge fridge your fridge |
| 0:06.2 | I will take your butter out of your fridge. I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes |
| 0:17.0 | And I |
| 0:19.0 | Forced you to watch me while I eat all your butter |
| 0:22.8 | You will beg and cry and say no don't eat all our butter. We need for Christmas |
| 0:28.9 | I will say I have not my problem and take the empty bottle I will throw it down the |
| 0:37.0 | Stairway I will go home |
| 0:47.9 | In this business of show you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of |
| 0:53.3 | An elephant you know these these two were good very very top to do a morning show this chitchatty |
| 0:59.5 | It kind of thing but these two have an intellect behind |
| 1:03.3 | Whatever it is there they're doing notice me senpai notice me |
| 1:07.4 | This is the kind of spontaneous publicity your name and print that makes people |
| 1:15.6 | All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of T.B.T.L the show |
| 1:22.6 | It just might be too beautiful to live you want to do it make believe radio show in a room somewhere |
| 1:28.4 | I'm telling you there's no money in that my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 1:34.0 | Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center in |
| 1:39.0 | Portland or again where I'm entering |
| 1:43.0 | home alone |
| 1:44.4 | three as in |
| 1:46.4 | Day three of |
| 1:47.9 | Isolating because of the omacron only we've trapped in a colson littered up into it with nowhere to go I am feeling |
| 1:55.5 | Pretty good today actually. I don't feel any overt symptoms |
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