What happened?

Oh, well it's really quite funny.

I was always in bed sleeping at two o'clock this morning.

My wife comes in and says, someone ran into the shop and I said, oh, what?

So I jumped out of bed and all I had was meandies on and I walked out the front and I was

seen the car smashed and I was seen the bike walking back to the car and so I walked

out and I said, oh, what do you do on mate?

Like you can't be leaving the scene and you guys don't be a hero mate and I said, I'm

not trying to be a hero but the police are coming and he just decided to scoot up the road

and I said, no, it's not going on like that mate so I jumped in the car and I started chasing

him up the road and then he went down the side straight and then the police were coming

and I flashed him and sent them off the direction of him but mate all I had was mejok so I was

chasing him up the street and I'm just like, mate.

Do you feel like a hero?

Oh, not really.

It's just something you've got to do for the community mate.

It's like you look after your mate and your mates always will go after you.

T-T-B-T-L.

Guess what day it is?

Guess what day it is?

It's Friday.

Friday.

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