359-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the mommies educate themselves on vaginal knitting, get some questions answered on special people's daily schedules, pick a name for their son just incase they get pregnant again, and much, much more!

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0:00.0	Alright, welcome to another episode of your mom's house really quickly. I have to add or mention that I have
0:08.1	a couple added dates
0:10.3	I'm going to I think I mentioned it later, but I'll mention it again Des Moines, Iowa and I'm going to
0:16.8	Raleigh Raleigh Ralline your
0:20.2	Puss
0:21.3	Raleigh, North Carolina in November
0:24.0	also doing one night one show in Ontario
0:27.0	California at the improv Raleigh's at Charlie Goodnight. Those are at Tom Segura at dot com
0:57.1	You like it. I like that. It's funky. It's really a dream. Yeah, it's by butter and salmon
1:04.4	That's cool. The song is called Waco. I like it. He's a bit of this. Yeah, good shit
1:14.3	Nice
1:16.6	Thank you butter and salmon. I love butter and salmon. Yeah, you just ate that. Yeah, it's weird
1:22.0	Um
1:24.8	All right, so check it out. I am I'm out on the road jeans doing things
1:32.6	I'm flying all over the country
1:35.6	I like to spread laughter
1:38.6	That's always been my motivation. I love making people laugh. I didn't realize I have this whole sexy dead look going on
1:43.4	Oh my goodness. What's your tank top? You still have it on? It's underneath
1:47.5	I have an audition coming up mom. Mom. Dishon. Thank you. Yes
1:54.0	So now
1:56.6	Check it out. I'm going to be in a bunch of places home down in Jersey man's field. No, that one got canceled right
2:03.3	Long Beach, New York, Camden
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