358-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

You should drink your pee. Especially if you have a cold or a fever or a stomach ache or you're tired. Pee is better than medicine. It's your own medicine and it's free (and tastes good). Also, stop being stupid. We tell stories about our old landlord, Jose. Plus a new game - Horrible or Hilarious? Will Tom like a psycho and someone's unfortunate circumstance or will he see it like a human? Plus an incredible impromptu call with Top Dog where we read him street jokes and he laughs, well, harder than we've ever laughed at anything. It's amazing.

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0:00.0	Yo, I had to add a quick tag at the top because this just happened moments before we release this episode and that is
0:10.2	I don't know if some of you know this or not, but there's been a bunch of cancellations on the oddball tour
0:16.1	So I'm no longer going to cities like West Palm Beach, Tampa, Atlanta, Indy,
0:23.4	Fartford
0:25.4	Portland, Seattle, Red Rocks, they've all been canceled
0:27.7	Don't get mad at me. I didn't cancel them. They canceled them
0:31.9	So anyways scrambling to make up some dates and I booked one today
0:39.2	September I'm going to Des Moines, Iowa, De Moines, Iowa
0:43.5	September 16th and
0:46.2	17th at the funny bone. It's only four shows. So get your tickets now
0:50.5	I'll have it added to my calendar on my site very quickly, but it's I've tweeted it out if you go to funny bone or
0:58.0	Des Moines dot funny bone dot com. It's there. I also added one more, but I don't have
1:03.9	Confirmation yet. So I'll announce that one hopefully next week. So I'm going to be in Des Moines, Iowa
1:12.7	September 16th and 17 again apologies to all the oddball fans in those cities that were canceled
1:18.8	Adam a hands wish wish we were doing the shows were no longer doing them
1:23.7	We're still on for all the other cities as of now. So hopefully I'll see
1:28.8	the oddball fans in Chicago Detroit and T dot in another week or so and
1:36.4	I have little cancel anymore. All right enjoy the show and
1:40.6	Here we are welcome to another episode of your mom's house
1:44.5	Podcast I am the main mommy and water champion Tom
1:50.2	Sugar and hello, and here is your stepmother and drymouth champion
1:55.7	Pizzytsky and is so rude first of all I'm the spelling bee champion. I spell better than you
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