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Hello and welcome to regular features.

This is the podcast that as you well know, it's the same every week.

There's never anything different and I don't know why you listen, but you do and I love you for it.

I'm here, I'm on my own at the minute, but you don't need to worry. I'm just recording an intro on my own because we forgot to, because I don't know. Matt's unprofessional, and what can I say? You don't expect me to have a rotor of things to do. Match the guy who does this shit for a living.

I run a pub. I get pissed and I get other people pissed for a living. And I don't want to have

any responsibility or anything in my head apart from where my next drink is coming from.

I don't need this. I don't want this. And I'm off.

Hello! I'm back. So this is what you've got coming up.

Gav and Joe are in Germany, but they have been kind enough to send us a walk around

of the Gamescom Festival de Jure.

And we've got Matt, who's got a feature about Spider-Man entering the Frazierverse.

And me, my feature is about the time I fed 10,000 hours of regular features into a learning AI with whimsical results.

Oh, you bet you can't wait for all of that. So I won't make you. Here it is.

I read a book recently about dimensions and it sort of fried my brain. It was, um, it had things

being like into the 11th dimension and stuff.

Oh,

wasn't the 11th dimension when it's...

Bloody tiny.

Everything is one point now.

Yeah.

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