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Hello and welcome to this week's episode of the regular features podcast.

The podcast that is the same every week.

My name is Steve Hogarty and this week I am joined by my two best friends and lovers.

Say your name.

Putting the butt into Chris Buttress.

It's me, Matt Lees, as ever, joined by Jonathan.

Jonathan Leiblythe, the man who was suggested to second as Steve's lover.

This is the unspeakable pain that I live with.

There's a frost filling up the room like petrol.

Never mind. It'll all work itself out in the wash.

It's easier to joke and say Matt is my lover than to speak truth and talk

of our love. That does make a lot of sense. That has actually fixed everything. Thank you so much.

So I'm Jonathan Lee Blithe and I've got a feature for you. What is, so what is everyone's features this week?

Well, I'm going to be getting incredibly sweaty in my mind

whilst thinking about somebody else in this room getting even sweatier.

And I am wondering if I did a GAV thing this weekend.

Meanwhile, I'll be taking you around in my little car.

Oh, honk, honk, hop in.

Let's go.

Milk me and then just hold me because my name is Juicy Susan. So I don't know about you guys, but I've been getting, miraculously, I've been quite getting into going to the gym, which I never thought was something I'd say.

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