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Is Elmo black?

Yeah

If Elmo was human, would he be black?

I think he would.

If Elmo was human?

Yeah, I think he'd be black. I think he... He'd be like a little light-skinned black kid. So here... So, I don't know how this makes sense to me, but it does. I feel like he's a black child, but a white man. Isn't he literally a black man, though? Oh, you mean like his hand? Or like the hand that is him? Because I think Elmo's is a light skin black child. Why do you think that? I don't, something about his mannerisms, man. I don't know. I don't think he has, like, usually kids don't have any mannerisms. They're just dumb little kids. Yeah, mannerisms. They're not like, like, they don't have, usually, they have childorism.

They have, they do.

They have little boyisms. They usually don't have tales of like, oh, you're definitely this ethnicity. Like a little fucking, like, five-year-old. Yeah, you learn that stuff. I think you learn it, but I think you start learning it by that time already. Do you? A bait. I think a baby I just like that's

In elementary school man

They're pretty neutral

They're all blanks

They're molded more by like

Cartoon it by that time already. Do you? A bait? I think so. I think a bait is it's like that's... Go to an elementary school, man. They're pretty neutral. They're all blanks. They're molded

more by like cartoons and their families. That's true. And that could be, and that can be happening by that time, you know? I get, I could. Depending on. I already was a big fan of like the moco drumby stick and beef patties by the time i was like four

the what you're saying? The fucking St.

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