#357: Lyle's Screaming Meat

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

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4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Snartek.
0:11.4	You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom
0:19.6	Sweetie.
0:23.9	Sit back and prepare for some action.
0:29.2	Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.
0:35.1	Yeah.
0:36.1	Are you alive?
0:37.5	I'm alive. How does it feel to be alive? Feels pretty good to be alive. It feels? I'm alive.
0:39.1	How does it feel to be alive?
0:40.3	It feels pretty good to be alive. It feels great to be alive.
0:41.6	I'm feeling good.
0:42.6	Yeah, it feels good.
0:44.2	Yeah, it does.
0:45.1	Very youthful gentlemen.
0:46.8	Yeah, man.
0:47.3	Look good.
0:48.2	Yeah, dude.
0:49.4	Everything's pretty good, all things considered.
0:52.0	So, Jesus Christ.
0:53.6	Welcome to the Star Tank podcast, everybody. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him, Sweeney. And we're joined by our buddy over here. We're joined by Lyle. Lyle rat. That's me. You know him. You know him. You might not like him too much, but he's here. He's here. Whether you like it or not, he's here. Drinking fucking Red Bull out of a glass, like some kind of, some kind of 20th century pervert. Yeah. I like that. We got a sip. We got to absorb the flavor. You mentioned a good point about like the red 40 like them dying yeah yeah because
1:28.3	Derek had had one I'm like do you have an extra one of those I will pay for it I didn't offer
1:33.2	to pay for it but just for just for publicity's sake I'll say that I did but yeah he poured it for
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