Anger is like flatulence isn't it?

Insofar as it's far better to let it out in increments than to let go with one humongous rattle.

Oh, well yes, yeah.

Inasmuch as losing your temper is about transferring that anger to those closest to you.

Well you're farting in the face of the person you love, aren't you?

If you ask the police they will tell you that most murders are committed by a friend or relative of the victim.

The place at home, in the office, on public transport, in the jacuzzi.

Are we still talking about murder?

Ahal Mahans up the last three examples were specifically farting.

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I'll tell you another thing, once you step inside this circle, the weather never changes.

It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.

Always.

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors,

but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grahameters.

You're hungry, you're confused, your face is streaked with dry tears.

You don't even remember when you started crying?

Let's head to the jokes.

Alright, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show, it just might be too beautiful to live.

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