#3570 Instant Gobble's Gonna Get You

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew learn (with the help of the Washington Post) just how much havoc the Amazon Echo is wreaking for people named Alexa. Plus, Luke has some hot takes on the employer who laid off 900 workers after getting a huge influx of cash.

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0:00.0	Before we say goodnight, I just want to take a moment to address any perceptions out there regarding bias in my reporting.
0:06.4	In divided times such as these, I'm reminded of one of my great heroes, Walter Cronkite.
0:11.4	Because of him, I have the integrity to stay firmly impartial.
0:15.5	He gave me a gift I can never repay.
0:17.8	A $25 gift card to coconuts.
0:20.8	If only I had used it before all their locations closed.
0:25.0	T-B-T-L!
0:31.0	I've seen it coming for years. I've warned about it.
0:34.0	I've hoped with all my heart I wouldn't experience it. I wouldn't see it.
0:39.5	But it's now here.
0:40.5	What's even the point in this frickin' podcast?
0:43.5	Doesn't even make sense. Why would I need anybody listen to it?
0:46.5	I yell at you because I love you.
0:48.5	You listen to me because you love me.
0:51.0	Is this a weird dynamic?
0:53.5	Yeah, sure. From the outside.
0:55.0	You know what, dude? We can make a lot of money on this.
0:57.5	If you're making these out of thin air, I mean there's no overhead. We're gonna be rich.
1:00.5	Oh my God.
1:01.5	One hundo a day, both of us, five hundo a week.
1:04.5	That's rich.
1:05.5	Shunted.
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