Welcome back to Fatherson Legacy News and Views from the Papa Island News

Team on Radio Patras-Filly, D.A.D. 1300.

Genocide bonds have gone way up to nearly ten times their value since Step Boy Dearest

announcement of his impending boy genocide, rewarding investors who speculated on an impending

genocide of boys.

And I just think that is so great when people can predict when a genocide's going to happen.

Oh, that's market efficiency.

Being able to predict that, I mean. Valuable, valuable skill.

They can use that to invest.

In other news, a local papa is being called a hero after sacrificing his son to save a

stranger's property.

I'm not a hero.

It's just what I would want to be done for me. I just thank him,

and I thank him, and I thank him, because this trading card he saved, it's rare, and it's a limited

edition, and it's signed. I don't know what I would have done without it. In other news,

16 scholars of the Fatherson system and its teachings have been revealed to be secret

boy cult affiliated traders this week. As it is alleged they penned an open letter, which has

not been released to the public because it's not true and false and damaging. Fatherson officials

say that they have already been executed. In other news, disaster preparedness officials at the Father Watch Public Safety Agency

have complained that all of their resources have been taken away to aid in the genocide

efforts, saying they do not object to the swift and total annihilation of boys, but they

want to maintain their ability to deploy

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