#3569 Critical Splenda Theory
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2021
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
It's time for a rare TBTL After Dark! Luke swings by Andrew's studio after a very long day to discuss an experience that may have changed who he fundamentally is as a person. Or not. Then Genevieve pops-in to help taste-test some Joe-Joe's cookies and various kinds of milk.
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| 0:00.0 | Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. |
| 0:04.9 | I'm not gonna cry about my paw. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm gonna build an airport. Put my name on it. |
| 0:11.2 | Why Michael? |
| 0:12.7 | So you can fly away from your feelings. |
| 0:16.3 | You can keep them bottled up but they will come out Michael. |
| 0:19.0 | Sometimes in the most unexpected... |
| 0:22.6 | Hey, where the f*** are my hard-boiled eggs? |
| 0:25.8 | TVTL! |
| 0:31.2 | I know I'm come on strong, alright? |
| 0:33.5 | I radiate power. I can't help them. |
| 0:35.2 | He employees at Trader Joe's. |
| 0:36.8 | Heaven sent their saints. |
| 0:39.0 | They were made in a lab. |
| 0:41.0 | The manners. |
| 0:42.2 | And when they say how are you, I'm like, |
| 0:45.7 | I'm not well. |
| 0:46.8 | And they're like, we've beschotties. |
| 0:49.6 | Trees. They're all around us, but who gives a s***? |
| 0:52.4 | 56 pounds of beef that corresponds to, I don't know, what, five or six-year-old kid? |
| 0:56.9 | What podcast are you talking about? |
| 0:58.8 | TVTL TVTL |
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