#356: Down By The River (@ComedianRonT @SteveSimeone)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Ron Taylor had a long talk with myself and Steve Simeone about his time living in a van. He used to park it outside the Comedy Store. He'd take chicks there. He'd do horrible bowelly things in there. He'd even cook there. Jesus. What comics will do to survive. This was a really fun one!

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0:00.0	So no, I never went outside and shit,
0:01.5	I would just shit in a bag,
0:03.1	and then I would put my forbreeze stuff on top.
0:06.6	On top of the bag?
0:08.1	On top of the shit.
0:09.4	Okay, you forbreeze a dump down.
0:12.4	Yeah, and I would put forbreeze on top,
0:15.5	and then bacon soda on the shit.
0:18.1	And then I would tie the shit bag up
0:20.5	with your Ralph's bag.
0:21.6	Ralph bag.
0:22.6	And then I would put that in a ziplock bag.
0:25.8	And then I would throw it away when I started my van.
0:30.8	And the caravan is on its way.
0:34.6	I can't hear the marriage of C-trick.
0:40.6	Mama, mama, look at Amarook.
0:45.9	She's a plan with the radio.
0:51.9	Oh, all right.
1:16.6	Welcome to all your shivers.
1:17.5	Get the tank every baller.
1:19.0	This is a champ number three.
1:24.8	Okay, on today's podcast, I'm going camping.
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