355: The Spy Who Traumatized Me
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Does it really take one to know one? What do I say when I hand someone blood? How do I catch up with news on a monthly basis? How do I keep my impact in perspective? Hank and John Green have answers!
If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.
Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.
Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn
If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.
Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.
Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank at John. |
| 0:06.8 | Norse I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.2 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:11.2 | give you to be a advice and bring you all the weeks news |
| 0:12.8 | from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:15.3 | John do you know why Santa doesn't get stuck |
| 0:17.6 | when he's going down the chimney? |
| 0:19.7 | Why? |
| 0:20.9 | Because chimneys are claws trophobic. |
| 0:25.2 | Oh, they just shoot him right down. |
| 0:28.2 | If they're just like, oh no, slips on through. |
| 0:31.0 | I don't love a Santa. |
| 0:32.1 | I'm claws trophobic. |
| 0:34.5 | Yep, correct. |
| 0:36.1 | Well, it's not going to be a no-bel. |
| 0:39.2 | You don't have to make fun of my jokes every time |
| 0:40.9 | we just move on. |
| 0:42.4 | I don't make fun of them every time. |
| 0:43.8 | Sometimes I like them. |
| 0:45.1 | Well, in the times when you don't like them, |
| 0:47.6 | you just move on. |
| 0:48.8 | Hold on, I'm just going to ask chat GPT. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Complexly, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Complexly and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

