And we become great friends. I mean close. We'll just sit in the front room.

We'll sit there. He'll walk, he'll go to the front door, kind of knock on the door,

and then sit down, then I'll sit, then he stands, and he's out in the front.

Then he'll come in, we just sit there, and he'll stand, and I'll sit,

and then I stand, and you sit, and then we're both staring at each other, and we're just

nodding, like a couple of nodders, right?

Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is.

It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Well, there's that fine line between, you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog.

What do you think the stripes are in the American flag? They're hot dogs, they're boiled and

unboiled hot dogs, white and red and white and red. You know, ashamed, this kind of thing has come up.

That's what the Bible calls us on a bombination. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy.

I'm not a Karl Weathers par exemplar. We have to get drinks. Several drinks. Don't you think,

let's celebrate? Scellabrite drinking. Oh, damn it.

All right, hello, good morning, or maybe good afternoon to be more accurate, and welcome

to a Friday edition of TBTL. It's your lucky day. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. You want to do a make-believe radio show in a room

somewhere. I'm telling you, there's no money in that. Coming to you today from the offices of

Walsh, Walsh and Dormat, it is interesting just how deep the pathways in my brain are, the grooves

in my brain are as far as the things I say at the top of the show. I'm sitting here at

2.15 in the afternoon. It's moving towards getting dark, and my brain went with good morning,

even though it's, hasn't been morning for a long time. We have arrived at episode 3,548

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