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I'm your sister host, Christine.

I'm brother host.

My name is Zandi.

I am a brother and a friend.

And nothing more.

And nothing more.

We are covering wine bars.

Yeah, we're covering them real good.

It's about time somebody covers wine bars.

And my challenge today was to find reviews of people mentioning going commando, which was fun and it'll be fun.

It was weird how many people didn't really know what it means

and thought of it more like some sort of like form of aggression no like when someone got upset

by something they're like yeah and i went commando and it's like no that's not really how that works

i didn't use those because i thought they weren't really what we were looking for but But I do like that though. Worth mentioning because it was pretty funny. I mean, that is a quick way to lose. Right. Like they use. Same. Really silly. Okay. Yeah, wine bars. Bullying upon those in the wild wine bars. Yeah, I guess wine bars are a thing.

Do you know what was held at my wine bar?

My baby shower. Your baby? I was there. Yeah. A lot of people were there. I drank a lot more than you. I, everyone seemed to. Yeah. It was not. I was like, what a cruel twist of fate. It was lovely. It was a great time. alcohol was necessary for me to have a great time

not because of you, but I think because

of the general vibe of the guests there.

Yeah.

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