#3525 Didn't Know You Liked To Get Not Dry Though
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Andrew's adventures in plumbing go predictably sideways. Plus, Facebook, Instagram, and all their related products shut down for most of yesterday. Maybe that's a good thing?
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| 0:00.0 | I don't think it's over stating anything to say that I was the first female to bring notoriety |
| 0:07.2 | to our field as many the moose the Vernon Community College baseball teams mascot |
| 0:13.6 | I once held the splits for the entire length of an extra inning baseball game in spite of excruciating pain and |
| 0:23.1 | a severe severing of my a doctor longest muscle that |
| 0:27.5 | That eventually required four hours of surgery and added two and a half inches to my left leg forcing me to retire |
| 0:37.4 | I wrote a tale |
| 0:39.9 | Documenting that journey a moose-ing grace a mascot's journey to God and |
| 0:46.7 | Success in real estate |
| 0:48.7 | TVTL |
| 0:54.0 | In the next hour we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening this need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is |
| 1:03.2 | Off-putting I mean I understand how people can love podcasts. I just never they never fit into my |
| 1:11.0 | Into my day. I just have never gotten into the habit isn't so much about |
| 1:15.4 | What it is all together. It's more about the modulation and what it is once it starts. It's a little bit of a groove |
| 1:23.0 | Can you say apple? |
| 1:25.4 | Can you say banana? |
| 1:28.6 | Okay T-bone time for some serious crunching |
| 1:33.5 | All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL to show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:42.4 | TBTL |
| 1:44.4 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I just want you to be normal and clearly you're not coming to you from the Nest broadcast center high in the sky above |
| 1:52.4 | Portland or again where it is just absolutely |
| 1:57.6 | Dumping rain right now. It's that kind of thing where the rain is coming down, but there's also wind so it's just blowing |
| 2:02.8 | Sideways and man. It is nasty out there not the most fun pre-show jog today. I |
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