#352: Water World (@RowAtlantic)

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🗓️ 5 April 2019

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Tim Crockett came back to talk about his EPIC journey rowing solo across the Atlantic ocean. He said he'd do it and he did it. Jesus. 63 days on the water. Rowing. Alone. Just rowing and rowing. For over 2 months.

Road Dates

Toronto - Danforth Music Hall - April 6

Portland - Alladin Theater - April 26

Seattle - Neptune - April 27

Calgary - May 2

Cleveland - May 9

Omaha - May 17

Columbus - June 14

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0:00.0	And you hear that telltale sort of blow and then kind of that chirp and squeak of dolphins.
0:07.4	And you look up and there's like fins all around and I grab the GoPro and show it under water
0:14.0	and there's like 40 or 50 dolphins swimming around the boat. I've never seen that many dolphins
0:18.5	in one place in my life.
0:30.8	Like dolphins swimming.
0:36.8	There's nothing, nothing will keep us together.
0:45.4	We can leave them forever and ever.
0:51.1	Oh, we come to the hills.
0:57.9	Just for one day.
1:02.4	Okay, this is fucking tried.
1:04.4	Dine.
1:06.8	It's like, I don't know how bird does it. He probably cuts. I assume he cuts after he's has a good
1:11.4	like, you know, three minutes and then he stops and keeps going so we can like cut it together.
1:16.1	Not me. I just go one shot. It's one shot. I pause if I have to look up a date or something. That's about it.
1:24.7	And I mean, it's wrong. It's the dumbest way to do it. It's so much waste of time. By the way,
1:31.1	Toronto this week in April 6th. The Danforth musical first show sold out second show.
1:36.4	Still some tickets left. And then at the end of the month, Portland, the Aladdin Theater first show
1:41.7	gone. Second show. We just added a second show in Portland. And then the 27th at the Neptune in Seattle.
1:48.7	I'll take it said already the great calm.
1:51.7	Anyway, this is try fucking nine.
1:55.5	On today's episode, oh, I just, okay, I'm drinking this coffee. I, I, I, I, when I was in Egypt in Luxor,
2:01.1	outside Luxor, the Valley of the Kings. I think it's called. They built this fucking giant temple
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