#350: Shooter (Dan Soder, Michelle Wolf, Dave Attell, Jeff Danis, Ryan Oneill Yannis Pappas, Tim Dillon, Stavros Halkias)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2019

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

The epic live table read of my horrible screenplay I wrote in college. I got a group of the funniest comedians around to help me bring this piece of garbage to life. And MAN were they funny. Danish & Oneill provided commentary. Dan Soder played Shooter. Michelle Wolf played the love interest, Jenny. Attell was the bad guy. Tim Dillon was the best friend. And Stavros Halkias and Yannis Pappas played the coach and professor and lots of other roles. Even the audience got involved!

This was one of my funnest nights ever and probably my favorite live show from all of 2018. It was such a blast!

There's also a drinking game attached to this if you want play. Just have some beers and friends ready to go and I'll explain how to play when the episode starts.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, it is an honor and a privilege and just a joy for me to present
0:10.0	today's episode of Ari Shaffer's Skeptic Tank.
0:15.1	It is a live, kind of podcast, if you will.
0:18.5	I'll just take you back real quick.
0:20.2	I'm going to introduce it again in the episode.
0:22.6	I'm just going to do real quick and set this whole thing up.
0:25.6	In 1996 or 2007, I wrote a screenplay as an undergraduate at the University of Maryland
0:31.8	College Park.
0:33.2	That screenplay was terrible.
0:35.2	I'm not saying that to try to get people to say no, it wasn't that bad.
0:38.9	I mean, it was terrible.
0:41.2	It was really, really quite bad.
0:44.4	And I didn't know until I dusted it off again.
0:47.4	I really thought it was a good thing.
0:49.9	But it was terrible.
0:50.9	I led Danish and O'Neal, Jeff Dane, and some Ryan O'Neal.
0:53.4	I let them read it years ago and they mocked me mercilessly.
0:58.5	For years, they just continuously did it.
1:00.8	They bring up details from this movie.
1:05.2	Shooter is the name of the movie.
1:06.7	They bring up details and they use that to mock me.
1:08.7	It's like, oh, you mean like that time shooter to this?
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