Hi everybody, before we start this week's show, we all have an announcement for you.

Are we all going to do it at once? Now let's do one word at a time.

Okay. That'll be fun. You know like that amazing improv game.

Oh great, yeah. So I'll go first. We have...

Written. A. New. Book.

That's called... Oh Jesus come on guys.

We never mind. We've written the new book. It's called Funny You Should Ask.

It's available in all shops. It's really good.

If you're looking for a last minute Christmas gift, I can't think of anything better really.

It is. It's sort of a compilation of the weirdest questions that might

spring to your mind in your very bored moments, things you've always wondered.

Things you've never wondered, but now you're desperate to know the answer too.

Like who would win an eraser of a human, a fish, or a mermaid?

Or if I take a swan to the vet, does the queen have to pay?

Hmm. Yeah. If spiders can walk on the ceiling,

why can't they get out of the bath?

Huge question. Always wondered about that.

Why does cat food come in beef and lamb flavors, but not mouse flavor?

Ah, such a good question. Yeah.

Buy it for your cat. There's a Christmas present.

You can't want to know.

And this book, it's not just written by us for it,

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