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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:20.0

to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

0:23.7

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Toshinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray,

0:28.2

and James Harkin, and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four

0:32.0

favourite facts from the last seven days at a no particular order, here we go. Starting

0:37.2

with fact number one, and that is Andy.

0:40.0

My fact is that one in three people in the UK has seen the Queen in real life.

0:45.6

Wow.

0:46.6

So, now it's insane.

0:48.7

Feels high to me.

0:49.7

There are about 70 million people in the UK.

0:52.4

Shouldn't we start off with a survey of the people on this Zoom?

0:55.9

Yes, 100%.

0:56.9

And I've got some extra data to add, actually.

0:58.5

I know that Dan has for sure, because Dan's actually properly met the Queen.

1:02.1

I went to Buckingham Palace.

1:03.5

You've slept with her, haven't you?

1:05.5

It was Philip.

1:08.5

I saw him fill in.

1:10.5

She came in and served us tea in the morning.

1:12.1

I'm sure you can be arrested for this kind of comment.

1:14.1

Definitely.

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