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No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 11 December 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:20.0	to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.
0:23.7	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Toshinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray,
0:28.2	and James Harkin, and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four
0:32.0	favourite facts from the last seven days at a no particular order, here we go. Starting
0:37.2	with fact number one, and that is Andy.
0:40.0	My fact is that one in three people in the UK has seen the Queen in real life.
0:45.6	Wow.
0:46.6	So, now it's insane.
0:48.7	Feels high to me.
0:49.7	There are about 70 million people in the UK.
0:52.4	Shouldn't we start off with a survey of the people on this Zoom?
0:55.9	Yes, 100%.
0:56.9	And I've got some extra data to add, actually.
0:58.5	I know that Dan has for sure, because Dan's actually properly met the Queen.
1:02.1	I went to Buckingham Palace.
1:03.5	You've slept with her, haven't you?
1:05.5	It was Philip.
1:08.5	I saw him fill in.
1:10.5	She came in and served us tea in the morning.
1:12.1	I'm sure you can be arrested for this kind of comment.
1:14.1	Definitely.
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