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Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Why is it harder to wake up during inclement weather? How do I explain gravity to a 3-year-old? Do magnets ever stop magneting? Do I weigh less on a mountain? What's the difference between an -ology and an -onomy? Where should I get my next tattoo? What's the tattoo-getting etiquette? Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.1	Doors I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give it you be as advice and
0:11.8	bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.2	John, do you know how to make an octopus laugh?
0:18.3	I don't.
0:19.3	You gotta give him 10 tickles.
0:21.0	Because of 10 tickles and 10 tickles.
0:26.4	Yeah, I don't actually giving octopus an octopus tentacles doesn't actually help it
0:31.0	because it's already got a bunch, but.
0:32.8	Right.
0:33.8	Well, it's still funny.
0:35.8	No, it's not, but you've identified why it's not funny, which I feel like is the first step.
0:40.8	Which is it's not, it doesn't work the first step.
0:43.0	It only works one way.
0:44.4	Yes, for the joke to be good, it has to work two ways, but I would argue that for the joke
0:48.3	to be good, it has to not fundamentally be upon.
0:52.2	That's the one.
0:53.2	Definitely.
0:54.2	It's just a difference in worldview.
0:57.5	Yeah.
0:58.5	Well, we're doing it.
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