#3503 Our Collective Uncle
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Andrew goes on an emotional roller coaster ride with a traffic cop in Bellevue, Washington, while Luke walks a very thin negotiating tightrope with REI. Plus, we finally know what McDonalds' Grimace character is supposed to be. Or do we?
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| 0:00.0 | What are you going out by the way you have plans? |
| 0:02.4 | No, no, not really. I'm gonna stay in tonight. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna hang out and I got it out some stuff to do or |
| 0:08.7 | I mean I have plans. I just you know, they're not that complicated |
| 0:14.9 | There's some plans though that I do have dad look what you know, I'm gonna take a shower and I'm gonna clean up and I'm gonna |
| 0:20.6 | You know lie down on my bed and just feel clean. I don't think this is healthy, Ben |
| 0:25.6 | I think that there's something missing here Saturday night. I'm gonna shave my body bare |
| 0:30.4 | That's what I'm gonna do. Don't shave yourself again, Ben |
| 0:33.6 | You're gonna shave dad. I got it. The hair's dirty. Hair is dirty. I |
| 0:38.6 | Want you to get counseling, Ben? |
| 0:41.1 | TBM |
| 0:47.0 | Guess what day it is guess what day it is. It's Friday |
| 0:52.6 | Friday gotta get down on Friday everybody's looking forward to the weekend |
| 0:58.2 | What'd you say? I didn't say anything. Yeah, totally. No, I hear that. I was in a band back in the day |
| 1:03.4 | Oh, yeah, what what what what was the man? The band was back in the day |
| 1:07.7 | I was in a band back in the day the name of the band was back in the day. This is the real thing |
| 1:12.1 | This is the necessary off of our time |
| 1:14.6 | This needs respect come on in guys, but guess I'm having cock squarches |
| 1:21.1 | All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL |
| 1:26.4 | Show that just might be too beautiful to live. This is a serious message to everybody watching my |
| 1:33.1 | Update right now. My name is Luke Perbank. I am your host |
| 1:36.6 | Hey, where's the frickin? |
| 1:38.6 | Gaba goo |
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