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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome to Beach, Sandy Water, Too Wet.

This is episode 350.

We read shitty reviews for you.

And this week we're reading shitty reviews of popsicles.

I like the hell.

I like.

No, it's great, but what the hell?

It is so unique in that it's so obvious, but we've never done it before, which is very exciting.

Like there are so many reviews out there and so many popsicles.

And we just, weirdly we just did, well, it's not that weird.

It was just July, but we did a bonus episode for Patreon on about ice cream trucks.

And that I feel like obviously ties really

well with this because we discussed you know the one time we actually caught an ice cream

truck down our street and I tried to describe that Alexander doesn't even remember it.

No.

Um, but you know, there's something to be said for the lore of those, like, janky bubblegum popsicles, you know. Yeah, you're right. Something about something should be said. Something about them. Thankfully, there are a lot of reviews that are said about popsicles. Yeah. And to be weird. To be clear, we're not going to be saying that. Well, we're going to be saying them. We're going to say our own opinions, whether you like it or not. But we are going to be reading those of others.

And that's main focus, I would say. Okay. Setting setting it up for that. Okay. I'm just trying really hard to be less self-absorbed. It's just really difficult. So you're a podcaster. That's not what your job is to be as self-absorbed as possible. That's what they come here for. They literally do come here to hear us talk. Okay. Do you have what? Do you want to go first?

Sure. I have one from Bree. She her. It's a one-star review and I'm just going to kind of start with like a softball here. Okay. Like just like an easy easy one it's just called awful packaging and it's

written by nana oh nana oh the arthritis sad they gave me two sticks with the same joke i find this

very disrespectful end of review what not even telling the joke people found it unhelpful and zero people found it helpful.

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