35. The Unruly Teen's Display

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2018

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Healthy teens, good teens, sinful teens, teens of virtue. There used to be so many kinds of teens! Today we remember them. Burn a candle, pour a drink, smoke a smoke and cry a cry for us, the post-teen society. This truth from our first season has been reborn in the Story’s frothy goodness, a respite as we prepare yon live show. Invocation The Names of Teens Liturgical Reading: “The Unruly Teen’s Display” Concluding Prayer We’re doing a wholesome, virtuous live show in Brooklyn October 11th. Tickets here: https://thestorymustbetoldlive.eventbrite.com/

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0:00.0	Today is a memorial service.
0:08.0	There may be tears. Today is a memorial service.
0:22.6	There may be tears.
0:25.6	There may be wailing and beating of chests.
0:29.6	I encourage everyone to let it out.
0:32.6	What do we mourn?
0:35.6	Why, we mourn but one thing.
0:39.3	Teens. Those makers of culture, consumers of goods who no longer exist.
0:47.3	We have tots, and we have lonesome young adults, but twixt the ages of 13 and 19, not a soul lives.
0:57.6	Thus the story wrote.
1:00.2	The story must be told.
1:02.5	The story must be told.
1:06.2	What is a teen exactly?
1:09.7	Well, take a baby, put it in a blender with a scoop of sass, a cup of rebellion, and two
1:15.4	quarts of angst, and hit puree.
1:18.6	You taste that spicy taste?
1:21.2	That's the teen spice.
1:23.3	The moment a tot lives past 12, we can cease this depressing yearly affair,
1:28.6	but, well, it just won't happen.
1:33.8	Instead of a psalm, we would do well
1:36.9	to remember the names of teens who have left this world
1:40.0	for the empty embrace of the story.
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