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Ghostrunners

35 - Neck Transplants

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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One of us has a tummy and the other is now a fake boyfriend for someone out there. Check out Humble Salt and use code ‘Ghostrunners’ for 10% off: http://bit.ly/2sQ9DcJ  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Jake, can skinny people have tummy?

0:04.4

Uh, I was watching football the other day and our friend Allison,

0:09.7

uh, it was when it was snowing outside and the chiefs were sliding in the snow and Allison was like,

0:16.7

oh my gosh, Patrick Mahoney was much to get so cold on his tummy.

0:20.0

And I'm like, his tummy, I don't think that skinny people have like you can't be like oh man nice

0:26.7

nice six pack I love the way your tummy looks you got a really tone tummy yeah no one has tone tummies

0:34.8

tummies are for tummy's are for large boys. So you would say it's like a body fat thing. Oh yeah, like once you're over like 25%

0:40.0

you get a tummy. Like Winnie the Pooh has a tummy you know the tricks rabbit no tummy

0:45.8

mmm good comparison I don't know why those are the two what about like somewhere in the 15 to 20

0:51.0

percent body fat maybe that's like you have 20 half tummy you have like a gut or something there's like a middle ground like stomach to gut no I think gut's the worst oh that's worse than tummy oh that's worse than tummy is like you know that guy that's really drunk at the

1:04.7

football game that guy's got a gut. Got a gut on him. Yeah that's a because I think of

1:08.7

beer gut. No I think tummy I whenever she said was like, no, you can't have tummies.

1:14.0

Skinny, that's reserved for larger people.

1:17.0

I think tummy is just more of an age thing.

1:20.0

I just have stopped saying tummy after the age of nine probably that's that's also true like how I

1:26.1

determine who gets to say tummy or not are you older than nine then don't say tummy then say stomach

1:32.0

like hey my stomach like I understand like if you're like maybe describing like oh my tummy hurts like

1:37.3

Or yeah if you try to be funny or something like oh my tummy. I just don't think like a body builder has a tummy.

1:42.8

No, like no, no, no, no, like yeah that guy with a very toned body, that's a stomach.

1:48.2

Yeah, that's, those are abs on his stomach.

1:50.7

I would definitely agree.

1:51.7

I had that thought recently I was like, what? You can't, you can't do that.

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