Long Duck Dong is about your age, Sam. You two should have a lot to chat about. I love visiting with a grandma and grandpa and writing letters to parents and pushing lawn mowing machines so grandpa's hyena don't get disturbed. I'm

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha grandpa's hyena don't get the stir. The

Ha-ha-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-KKKKK-KK What's up to our matriarchy out there? Guess who's back from Bavaria? The boys are back.

Yeah, it's Chrissy Kremepuff Tits and Yanni fucking Bratworth, Poppy. Pappas, we were in Germany,

in Bavaria, in Austria, and let me tell you something,

we fucking had a great time,

and it was just good to go see Germany and see what the USA, the fucking boys,

did to that country, because they fucking deserved it.

Is it fair to say that we went wild?

Because we went... Make no mistake. Make no mistake.

I'm on three cups of court right now writing paragraphs to girls' inboxes on Instagram. I'm just going,

whoa, whoa, whoa, wild. You did just go wild. I went wild. I mean, I saw one chick that actually had a job just DM'd me. You just don't know how to talk to girls with jobs. I can't. Yeah, Yanni made that very clear. Yanni, I can't talk to a girl with the job. And she and I just fucking flipped out. And, you know, I ruined it. And it's just what it is. I got new furniture, and it's all okay.

You, the text that you sent, you just sent like four paragraph four times.

Like, you're a first grader, and you've never talked to a girl before.

Should I send her a message?

No, you have to stop now.

Because, yeah, you can only talk to girls where the first message is She's just sending you Uh The back of her ass Yeah And then you sent a couple of cucumber emojis And that's it And the remote dick That's what it Is it A girl who could put together a sentence You don't know what what to do with that. Because we had a fucking wild time.

You smoked a pack of cigarettes.

Way song she ain't.

Yeah.

I mean, that's what do you do it?

Yeah.

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