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Cowboy Boys Podcast

35 - Double Vasectomy

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9777 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The debate continues on whether or not burping into the mic is gross, more evil world leaders, and hot butt tattoo ideas.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm going to be

0:03.0

a little bit of Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

0:33.6

which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

0:43.9

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

0:50.5

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

0:55.0

Cowboy Boys Did I get it?

0:57.0

No, damn.

0:58.0

I missed it.

0:59.0

I don't burp into the mic.

1:00.0

Because you're a fucking baby and you're scared.

1:03.0

I'm not a baby.

1:04.0

I respect our listeners.

1:05.0

Our listeners, what about the listeners that love burps?

1:08.0

They can look up burps online.

1:11.3

No, they want burps from us.

1:12.6

They're favorite people.

1:14.4

I will create a burp compilation

1:16.2

for them and post it

1:18.1

online for them, but I don't want

1:20.3

to burp on the podcast.

1:21.5

You won't. You'll never do that.

1:23.3

Make a burp compilation.

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