34 - Free The Balls

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

How to fight a horse, the real-life vampire Elizabeth Báthory, and is wrestling real?

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0:00.0	I'm going to be
0:03.0	a little bit more
0:04.0	a Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.6	which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:43.9	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:50.5	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:57.0	Cowboy Boys Have you tried jacking off?
1:00.0	Yes, twice
1:01.0	I was going to say,
1:02.0	if you tried drinking yourself into a stupor?
1:04.0	No, I don't drink. I think it would make it worse.
1:06.0	Yeah, it's different for everyone.
1:09.0	If I drank, I would just get drunk and go downstairs and try and fight a police horse.
1:13.6	Oh, that might be a good thing for anxiety.
1:15.6	I didn't see one today.
1:17.6	And I was like, fuck this mark-ass bitch horse cop.
1:21.6	Welcome to Cowboy Boys, episode 34.
1:25.6	How are you gonna be be... Fighting horses.
1:28.8	Dude, if you were going to fight a horse,
1:31.5	do you attack its face?
1:33.1	Probably, right?
1:33.9	They don't take skulls.
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