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Kristen, CHILL OUT.

#35 Crystals, Meditation n' Stuff

Kristen, CHILL OUT.

Kristen Carney

Comedy

4.8672 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Kristen's positive (yet cynical?) doctor friend Stephanie chats with Kristen about all the things she does to stay positive and to keep herself in a good frame of mind. There is also one final Christmas themed Who's Sadder.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's mentally chill with your host, Kristen.

0:04.9

She doesn't need a last name because she's super famous.

0:07.2

Thanks for listening, guys.

0:08.8

Today's episode, my friend Stephanie joins me, and I'm very excited because she is a very

0:14.7

intelligent friend.

0:16.2

And usually I just find dummy friends because I want to look good.

0:19.3

You know what I mean?

0:19.9

But she is one that I was

0:21.6

willing to sacrifice my ego for. She's a doctor. But what she's on the show for is talking about

0:29.2

being positive and finding positive things in your life and energy and all that kind of

0:35.3

hippie-dippy bullshit. I'm really excited she's here, but before

0:39.4

you get to Stephanie, you got to listen to my lecture about Patreon. Have you guys seen Patreon?

0:44.5

I mean, what's the deal? It's so good. You just donate $5 a month and Kristen lives happily

0:52.1

forever after, right? If you haven't donated on Patreon, please do. Please

0:56.8

check it out. I don't have any sponsors on the show. And I would love if you could throw me a bone.

1:03.4

I'm actually into actual bones. So if you want to throw me those as well, you can send them to my

1:09.0

agent. Just look up that agent's information on my website

1:13.5

but I do prefer cash cold hard cash very similar to bones both cold and hard but prefer the

1:21.4

cash please donate on patreon I am forever indebted to you and your dollar your three

1:26.1

dollars whatever it is, looks like

1:28.1

three million dollars to me. So I will see you on Patreon. But until then, here's Stephanie.

1:36.6

Enjoy the show. I'm hanging out with Stephanie, who is, first of all, a doctor.

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