0:00.0	The following program is rated TV M-A-N-O-C.
0:05.0	It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin.
0:08.0	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:10.0	Viewer discretion advised.
0:12.0	I think we should get off the road.
0:18.0	Go to the fucking gym.
0:20.0	Go to the fucking gym. Go to the fucking gym.
0:23.2	Get off the road.
0:24.7	Quick!
0:27.7	Go to the fucking gym.
0:29.2	If I've told you once, I told you a thousand fucking times.
0:32.2	Go to the fucking gym.
0:33.3	Or I'm coming over there.
0:34.1	Go.
0:37.2	Go. Yeah. Or I'm coming over... go.
0:43.8	He's a me, a Papa Swolio.
0:45.1	The sun is shining.
0:46.8	The birds are chirping.
0:48.9	The bacon is sizzling.
0:51.8	Welcome to the Daily Swole.
0:56.2	What's going on?
0:58.7	Beeshes, booshes, bustas, hustles, and your hoes.
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