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🗓️ 18 July 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi everyone, your God Emperor Will here. My co-host Luke would be deeply upset with me if I didn't remind you about the Michael and us Patreon. We have a whole extra episode every week for the low, low price of five Yankee dollars per month. Our Patreon exclusive episodes have covered subjects ranging from Louis |
0:22.3 | Benwell's Lajdor to the Kids in the Hall film Brain Candy |
0:26.6 | to recent stand-up specials by the likes of Ricky Jervais and Bill Marr. |
0:31.7 | You'll find it all and much more at patreon.com slash Michael and Us. |
0:36.5 | This land is your land. This land is your land. |
0:38.4 | This land is my land. |
0:40.8 | I'm a Texas tiger. |
0:42.6 | You're a liberal wiener. |
0:44.8 | I'm a great crusader. |
0:47.0 | You're a Herman Munster. |
0:49.8 | This land will surely vote for me. |
0:53.3 | This land is your land. This land is your land. |
0:55.6 | This land is my land. |
0:57.8 | I'm an intellectual. |
0:59.8 | You're a stupid dumbass. |
1:02.0 | I'm a purple heart winner. |
1:04.1 | And yes, it's true. |
1:05.3 | I won it thrice. |
1:07.0 | This land will surely vote for me. |
1:10.5 | From the heart, they are doing an astonishing job. |
1:13.9 | If you can't dig it, push the fuck off, hashtag Biden Harris. |
1:19.1 | Republican or Democrat, F with Biden and Harris, and you are dead to me. |
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