#349: So You Wanna Be An Ultimate Fighter (@MickeyGall)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 25 February 2019

⏱️ 186 minutes

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Summary

Mickey Gall came over to apartment and backyard to talk about what it's like day-to-day to be a professional MMA fighter. It was a real solid look at what it's like to be a typical guy making his living fighting. We got drunk of alcoholic root beers while we did this like real Jersey trash.

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0:00.0	I don't hear shit.
0:01.3	USC doesn't contact me, doesn't talk to me once.
0:03.4	I'm watching Robby Luller fight, Carlos Condit,
0:05.4	me and my dad watching, and they start playing a preview
0:10.2	for Dana White looking for a fight.
0:12.2	And all of a sudden, the majority of the preview is me
0:15.4	talking on the microphone, showing my highlights
0:18.2	and my fight.
0:19.4	I love the fight that guy, CM Punk, all that shit.
0:22.0	And we're like, what the fuck?
0:23.6	I'm just watching the fights, me and my dad are like,
0:25.6	we're losing our mind, we're recording the screen,
0:27.8	we're alwinding and recording it.
0:29.9	We're nowhere.
0:31.3	Without telling you this is coming,
0:33.0	I'm not telling me a thing.
0:34.1	They still case matching them scenes,
0:36.0	they're scrappin' nothing UFC, but my opponents
0:38.8	tapin' so don't let a little bit of fear turn the hatred.
0:42.2	I was sent as a saver to be Bob of the sacred,
0:44.9	also stopped this uncalledful behavior,
0:47.6	and sipping back cats to the black takes the flavor.
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