#348: This Is An Emergency (@GregStone_)

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🗓️ 15 February 2019

⏱️ 187 minutes

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Summary

Greg Stone came over to my apartment to tell me about his time working at an ER. He saw lots of drug addicts and deaths. All pretty interesting stuff. It actually made me consider volunteering at one but then I remembered how lazy I am.

Greg's new album, The Amazing Greg Stone, is out now on iTunes and Spotify. Give it a listen today.

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0:00.0	Had a guy on the elevator one time the first person I ever saw die consistently I was his daughter and I are bringing his bed up to his room
0:08.4	He's 98 years old or whatever a million years old
0:12.0	Hmm with him in the bed. He's in the bed. Okay, and he's like it's on wheels some wheels
0:16.3	I'm rolling the bed in the way that we can't fit her in the elevator. I get on the elevator. No, I see this guy he goes
0:22.8	And then nothing and I'm like, huh? Okay, get off the elevator. She rocks over. She's like what happened to my dad?
0:52.8	Good evening ladies and gentlemen welcome to ari shafi
1:02.6	What was that? What I mean right off the bat. What am I doing? It's like a Dracula voice in
1:08.0	February
1:09.8	With the topic that has nothing to do with
1:13.6	With vampires
1:15.6	I mean if I would think things out a little bit I could be a way way better comic and performer
1:23.7	No, I think it out on stage just not in this guys. This isn't my focus if you haven't noticed by me doing a
1:29.3	Sparse amount of podcasts lately. This ain't my focus. I'm glad you guys like it. No put everything into it
1:35.2	But I ain't gonna break for my life. My focus is number one stand up number two live my laugh
1:42.0	Maybe this third. I don't even know if that's true
1:46.6	Anyway, I'll try to be better. I will I'm gonna try I'm not I can't promise I'll try going to a bar
1:50.7	But I do promise I'll try to try
1:54.5	On today's episode
1:56.5	Episode 348 I've Greg Stone on I'm just doing right off the top
2:00.1	I'm not doing it like normal where I fucking save it so fucking 19 minutes in right off the top
2:03.9	And let you know what it is Greg Stone used to work in the emergency room at
2:07.7	Some hospital a better interviewer would have found out which hospital ari doesn't care
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